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*I have a similar relationship with MTG! First time I met her I won her over for life.

Mic and notepad at my side: “Pleasure meeting you ma’am. You would have been my Congresswoman if this was 2 decades ago, back when I was studying to be a pastor and giving sermons in your district!” 🤯

I say my job is to get lawmakers to f*** up and tell me what they’re actually thinking. Been to every freshmen orientation since ‘06 cause I wanna be one of the first faces they associate with the Capitol. So I gladly help show them say, where the ladies room is. Or sat on a bench for 10 mins with Rep Ayanna Pressley as she changed from her heels (rookie mistake in Capitol: Flats on marvel!) into gym shoes. We traded knee injury stories -- like when I tore my MCL chasing former VP Pence through the Capital on a rainy day, so to this day we check up on each others joints! 😂

I also read their bios when they first arrive in DC, and look for any little bit of connection we have -- even if 2 or 3 steps removed -- and I lead with that to try and win them over.

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Right?

Also, that Booker post feels ages ago... haha

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Jul 1, 2023Liked by Matt Laslo

Do you have a friendly and familiar relationship with Sen. Booker? “What do you want from me” is either very funny or very dickish, would love to know. Thanks!

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Oh yeah! And great ear!

I covered him for WHYY in Philly for years. He got too comfortable with me and ate a plain baked potato in front of me in his office once. “You’re gonna eat a raw potato?” “It’s not raw! I heated it in the microwave. And there’s some salt on it!”

That’s weird, right? 😂

Though we first met as nominees for Shorty Awards (Twitter awards) back in like ‘09 or ‘10--he doesn’t drink and it was sponsored by Makers Mark: Booker won; but me and other losers drank lots of free whiskey, so much that by the end I was calling then-Newark Mayor Cory Booker “Governor!” Haha

But he’s got a great sense of humor and genuine spirit, so he’s always joking with Senate pages and his fellow senators. Like, even Republicans like him on the Hill.

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Corey Booker represents the interests of Northrop Grumman, BAE Systems, Collins Aerospace, Lockheed Martin and Boeing.

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Jun 30, 2023Liked by Matt Laslo

Ontological Shock & Awe ..but I hope the “obsessed’ staffers get up to speed as much on the shenanigans behind MK Ultra, COINTELPRO and Iran-Contra as they do ‘Arrival’...

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My only issue with that article is that it implies this is more a far right issue. Introducing the topic to dems thru that is gonna prejudice them against the claims.

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My WIRED piece? Learned a ton about the dynamics of the debate since then, but this Congress wrestles with conspiracies regularly--which could impact UAPs. Though think most 👀 are on the Senate probe.

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Gillibrand, too?

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